Apologies for the lack of posts for a couple of days, as I am sure you presumed, I have been considering which part of the vast wisdom stored within my immortal brain I should share with the world.
I settled upon training, these are the activities, thoughts and processes that are my constant sherpers on the mountain that is world domination through means most sorcerous.
1) you never know when a new power may manifest, it is my constant belief and fear that the greatest trombone player who ever lived has probably never even played a trombone and so with this in mind I often try to levitate objects with my mind ‘just incase’ I also on occasion attempt to fly, however this has as often as not just landed me in local lakes and ponds whilst fully clothed- and nothing chafes quite like a soggy sackcloth garment in a winter breeze 😦
2) my body is a temple, I have explored this truth perhaps more than any man should, I read somewhere that thinking about exercise counts as well as doing a third of the exercise in actuality- I started small and thought about myself lifting weights, but quickly ramped it up to lifting things like trucks, skyscrapers and Mr Cameron’s desire to crush the working man but unfortunately this theory does has limits- the evidence for which can be seen on my previous post in particular the African tribesman picture.
I have decided however that I was looking at this all wrong, do I want to be a little backwater church somewhere or do I want to be Westminster cathedral?? That’s right-Westminster all the way and this temple needs some extra pews so I got myself a krispy kreme loyalty card and never looked back 🙂
3) Research: as a professional social worker I am committed to quality research and effective evidence based practice, for this reason I have watched every season of heroes and ensured that I am familiar with Hiro Nakamura’s teachings and catchphrases, I feel that this has given me great insight into forces beyond those we can explain in everyday life and has truly taken me one step closer to possessing time control powers.