specialising

The time has come for me to devote more time to a specific avenue of research. Much to the dismay of my assistant, pyromancy is one of the areas I have had the most impressive results with, the ‘flaming nail man’ ability perhaps most notably, with the simple addition of sticks and flame, one can be transformed into a terrifying wolverine of the inferno- unfortunately I hadn’t factored in the necessity to not allow this visage to go on too long or one tends to end up with rather burnt fingers 😦

Other such wonders include ‘self immolation whilst fixing a bath’ in which a torch is substituted for a candle due to lack of batteries- apply sufficient absent mindedness and soon you too can set your robes ablaze- my recommendations for this would be to have a helpful assistant to hand as mine merely commented to a guest “it’s ok this happens all the time” as my pleas for assistance echoed down the tower staircase.

 

Another potential area for me to expand into is that of transfiguration, I have recently successfully turned myself into a Viking:

 

An immortal space warrior:

A Christmas tree:

An African tribesman:

 

And even an Australian:

Amongst many other things that were less aesthetically pleasing such as my venture into turning into evil Spider-Man which went a bit wrong 🙂